Greetings from John Michael Chapman

Hello and welcome to my blog. You can call me John. I'm still kind of new to this computer stuff, but I'm quite taken with this internet thing. I am not exactly single (I have a girlfriend but am not married) but I am not looking to hook up - I have three cats named Clarence, and frankly that's more than enough pussy for one man.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Going, Going, Gong Show

Well, tomorrow I'm off at 6am. I'm still not sure about bringing Norton, but he's actually been quite a help the last couple of days (much to my surprise). He's even loaded the Fargo and everything. His mom will be dropping him off here at 5:30am just to help me with any list minute items before we hit the road.

Margaret will be coming over to look after the cats. Clarence 2 will be all done his treatments by Sunday (good thing too. I'm hoping the scratches on my arms heal by summer). Margaret did a test drive last night, and she emerged unscathed. I was pretty put out. Clarence hardly reacted at all. Margaret cooed and did that kitty-baby talk thing, and he not only took his pill, but he didn't bolt when she snapped on the gloves and did the "nasty".

Today was kind of a wash, other than me running around taking care of last minute errands. That's not entirely true. Mrs. McCleary waiting for me as I headed out to the car. She had a bucket of soapy water and a sponge and was looking as angry and put out as I've seen her. "Mister Chapman," I knew she was pissed she hardly ever calls me Mister. "I think it would be neighborly of you to clean my windows." I peeked over at her house. Holy shit. More to the point, just shit, and lots of it. Those bloody birds certainly ate a lot, they must have had to blow a lot of ballast to get airborne and the evidence was stuck to Mrs. McCleary's windows.

Norton of course was nowhere to be found. I tried to stall the old broad, but she wasn't having any of it. I moved, she moved blocking my way. Resigned to my fate I spent a couple of hours cleaning ... as I was finishing the boy wonder appeared magically asking if there was anything else I needed before he went home to pack.

Eventually I finished my errands and packed my own things. I called Margaret and gave her a few last minute instructions.

It's getting late, and I have a long drive tomorrow, so I'm blogging off for now. I'll be back in a couple of days.

Wish me luck.

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