Greetings from John Michael Chapman

Hello and welcome to my blog. You can call me John. I'm still kind of new to this computer stuff, but I'm quite taken with this internet thing. I am not exactly single (I have a girlfriend but am not married) but I am not looking to hook up - I have three cats named Clarence, and frankly that's more than enough pussy for one man.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Grass and the New Guy

Saturday is typically yard work day. Or as I like to refer to it: my least favorite day of the week. About a year ago I hired a young kid from the neighborhood to look after the lawn. Don't get me wrong, the kid is nice enough - actually he's not a kid. He's a college graduate (community college I think) but he's about as smart as a bag of bricks.

If it wasn't for his mother I wouldn't keep him on, but for 10 bucks a week I get my lawn cut. After a fashion. It's become something of a mystery as to what my lawn will look like from week to week. One time last year Norton decided to cut the words "Fart Head" on my from lawn. I wouldn't have known about it but Mrs. McCleary from across the street could read it from her bedroom window and made a point of letting me know about it, once a day until the next Saturday when Norton came to do his "job".

Well, today Norton arrived and he asked me if I wanted my grass cut. He says this every time he comes over. Now I've got a pretty good sized lawn, and depending on what kind of job Norton does it can take anywhere from an hour and a half to around twenty minutes.

Today it took him three and a half hours. I've not received any phone calls ...

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