Catching Up on What's Left Behind

Life gets weird if you let it. Life also gets weird when you least expect it. In general life can be weird.

I can almost hear you, "Shit John, where you been? Two years and nothing, and you come back and you start with this?"

Well, it's true. Life is weird. Life has been weird. These last couple of years have been extremely weird (note the use of italics?). I promise to fill in the blanks as best as I can, but to be honest I just want to think of the last couple of years as my "lost weekend period" without the drugs and May Pang, although Margaret has been righteously solid.

Now before you think I'm all peaches and gravy I'll be up front and break some bad news up front. Norton is still hanging around, and he has a girlfriend who spends an inordinate amount of time in my house (again I have to point out the italics). Her only redeeming quality is her near insatiable appetite for zombie movies. I cannot begin to tell you how many movies there are out there. Norton and Margaret can't stand them, and frankly next to watching Bruce Campbell movies it's a close second.

I've got to knock off, but I'll be back.

Really.